Getting Started In Internet Marketing
Hey Losers,
More from the mailbag my pet Phillipino has sent me…
Elizabethe writes:
I am going to try and write this without provoking you to call me any names…lol Anyway, I found your website and wandered through. I was seriously thinking of sending that whopping $9.95 because I am interested in what you are saying/selling. Then, [...]
Improve Your Sales Via Pay Per Click (PPC)
Hey Losers,
Got another good question from one of you morons. Check it out…
I need some help on how to get clicks to convert into sales! I have used the AdWords demographic strategies and have had over 2000 Clicks between 5 campaigns. I ran each campaign until it had around 350 clicks. I need some help [...]
Top Secret Traffic Secrets
S’up Losers,
In case you haven’t noticed, I haven’t posted anything lately. Why? Because I DIDN’T FEEL LIKE IT! That’s why. STFU. Its summer fer cryin’ out loud.
Anyway, my pet phillipino boy who combs through all your Q&A’s has gotten back to me with a few reasonably intelligent questions. Here’s one now…
Howard Dennison writes:
Hi RJ,
Your new [...]
Social Media SNAFU (Yes, I?m Looking At You Facebook)
I just read an interesting article over at CNet about how the latest internet gold rush is officially dying.
For those of you who don’t keep up with stuff, allow me to translate - recently, all the hype on how to make quick riches online had to do with Facebook Applications.
Basically, you create some type of [...]
Winner Of Ass-Kissing Contest
Hey Losers,
After careful review, I have determined the winner of the ass-kiss contest to be none other than Mike Hock. Here is his winning kiss:
Mikehock kissed:
RJ,
You are a f*ckin GENIUS!
Great new Blog!…
I’m glad you fired that putz who is not even worthy of woring in the same room/building…no…no…no…STATE as you.
I hope you gave him a [...]
Video Traffic For Morons (Yes, This Means You.)
Hey Losers,
If there’s one thing I’ve learned from hanging out on this blog, it’s that you’re all pathetic.
If there’s another thing I’ve learned, its that you guys always want to know how to get more traffic to your websites. The problem is, your ass is too CHEAP to go out and buy it. You want [...]
The Blog Gets A Facelift & Botox
S’up Losers.
After I decided to start blogging again, I came back and realized how embarassingly bad my blog looked. I’m RJ, baby - I do everything first class. So I fired my lame-ass programmer and hired a new one who wasn’t as lame and told him to make me an awesome blog worthy of the Rich [...]



























