Quality Website Traffic
An open letter to all Losers who keep whining about not getting any traffic to their lame-ass websites:
STFU.
The reason none of your traffic is converting is because the traffic you’re breaking your pimply butt over isn’t worth a damn. It’s random. It’s untargeted. It’s the online equivalent of driving a Prius – it seems like [...]
Stop Wasting Your Time
I constantly get emails from Losers wondering how they can start making money on the internet. They’re either begging me to do the work for them and just “hand over” the money, or they’re calling me out and demanding that I “prove” to them that it can be done.
The problem with both these scenarios is (besides these [...]
Are Your Clicks Not Converting To Sales?
Dear Losers,
Check out this question some snotrag asked me a while back:
I need some help on how to get clicks to convert into sales! I have used the
AdWords demographic strategies and have had over 2000 Clicks between 5
campaigns. I ran each campaign until it had around 350 clicks. I need some help
as to how I [...]
Getting Started In Internet Marketing
Hey Losers,
More from the mailbag my pet Phillipino has sent me…
Elizabethe writes:
I am going to try and write this without provoking you to call me any names…lol Anyway, I found your website and wandered through. I was seriously thinking of sending that whopping $9.95 because I am interested in what you are saying/selling. Then, [...]
Improve Your Sales Via Pay Per Click (PPC)
Hey Losers,
Got another good question from one of you morons. Check it out…
I need some help on how to get clicks to convert into sales! I have used the AdWords demographic strategies and have had over 2000 Clicks between 5 campaigns. I ran each campaign until it had around 350 clicks. I need some help [...]
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